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مُساهمة من طرف أزهرى الحاج البشير في 3rd ديسمبر 2012, 17:13

This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition held in Britain


Banta Singh walks into a bar in London , orders 3 glasses of beer and sits in the backyard of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.

When he finishes, he comes back to the bar counter and orders 3 more. The bartender asks him, "You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in the glass; it would taste better if you buy one at a time."

Banta Singh replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Dubai , the other in Canada and I'm here in London . When they left home, we promised that we'll drink this way to remember the days when we drank together."

The bartender admits this is a nice custom and leaves it there.

Banta Singh became a regular in the bar and would always drink the same way. He'd order 3 Beers and drink them in turn.

One day, he came in and ordered only 2 Beers. All the other regulars notice and fall silent.

When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bar tender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my sincere condolences on your great loss."

Banta Singh looked confused for a moment, and then he laughs.... "Oh, no,"

He said, "Everyone's fine; both my brothers are alive. The only thing is . .

I have quit drinking"!!!

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مُساهمة من طرف الفاتح محمد التوم في 3rd ديسمبر 2012, 19:48




Sardarji bought a new car. Next day he is driving his car to office. On the way he was waiting for the Signal. Suddenly he opened the door and got down. Then he went to the Traffic Police and asked him, 'How much should I pay to turn right?' The Policeman was astonished and asked, 'Why are you asking like this?' Then Sardarji showed him the sign board which was in the corner of the road:
'Free Left Turn'

****...****

Banta Singh rushed back angrily to the grocery shop from where he had purchased a packet of butter a few minutes ago. "Where is my free gift?" he shouted at the shopkeeper.
"But Sir, there is no free gift on the purchase of butter." The hopkeeper answered politely.
"Don't fool me," replied Banta, "it is clearly written on the packet of the butter
"'Cholesterol free'".

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مُساهمة من طرف فيصل خليل حتيلة في 4th ديسمبر 2012, 11:15

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

The best Indian is the dead Indian ( an expression ) used by all Pakistany peoeple

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مُساهمة من طرف الفاتح محمد التوم في 6th ديسمبر 2012, 10:32

Banta and an American were walking outside when
the American said ::::::::::::Oh, look at the dead bird
Banta looked towards the sky and said
Where, where
hahahahaha.....

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