وكمان قفشات

[b]Saaidi: I was born in Egypt .
Lebanese : ' Oh really, what part? '
Saaidi: ' All of me, you silly Lebanese!!. '

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A girl asked her Saaidi boyfriend : ' Habibi, if we get engaged will
you give me a ring? '
Sure replied the Saaidi: ' What ' s your phone number? '
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Saaidi is for the 1st time buying a colour TV.
Saaidi: Do you have color TVs?
Salesman : Sure.
Saaidi: Give me a green one.

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Q: Why did 18 Saaidis go to a movie together?
A: Because below 18 was not allowed !!!

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Q: A Saaidi ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it
six or twelve pieces.
A: ' Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces. '

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What about the Saaidi ' s wife who gave birth to twins?
Her husband is out looking for the other man.

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Saaidi: ' Excuse me sir, what time is it? '
MAN: ' It ' s 3:15. '
Saaidi: (puzzled look on his face) ' You know, it ' s the weirdest thing,
I have been asking that question all day, and each time get a
different answer. '

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A Saaidi: was driving down the highway to Disneyland when he saw a
sign that said ' DISNEYLAND LEFT ' .
After thinking for a minute he said to himself ' oh well! ' and turned
around and returned home.

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A Saaidi: got himself a puzzle game. It took him 10 hard months to
finish it. He was so proud of himself because at the side of the box
it said ' 2-3 years ' !!!

ابن عمي أمين تحياتي ...واشواقي ...وينك ...
(انت خاف بقيت خواجي )

واحد من اهلك العرب ..اشتري منوا خواجة تيس ...بعدين محتاج للحبل الرابط بيه التيس ..وماقادر يتفاهم مع الخواجة ...فجاء واحد قريبوا ماشي ...قال ليه يافلان بتعرف تتكلم ..مع الخواجة دا ...قال كيف مابعرف ...مشكلتك شنو...قال ليه داير حبلي الرابط بيه التيس ...فقال للخواجة(بليس ول جانقي اكشح جبل التيس وانطي الزول حبلا)

كمان نحن محتاجين لي مترجم ...
مودتي ...

مووووووبااااااااااااااالغة يا امين اخوي
تسلم

مشكووووورين علي المرور يااحباب بعدين يازهير انا في الانتظار
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