عليكن الله ما تزعلن.......منفوووووووووول
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nashi
د.الجنيد احمد سليمان
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عليكن الله ما تزعلن.......منفوووووووووول
Types Of Women
HARD-DISK Woman:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM Woman:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
WINDOWS Woman:
everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
EXCEL Woman:
They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your basic needs.
SCREENSAVER Woman:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
INTERNET Woman:
Difficult to access.
SERVER Woman:
Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA Woman:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.
CD-ROM Woman:
She is always faster and faster.
E-MAIL Woman:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
VIRUS Woman: Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything
ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HARD-DISK Woman:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM Woman:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
WINDOWS Woman:
everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
EXCEL Woman:
They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your basic needs.
SCREENSAVER Woman:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
INTERNET Woman:
Difficult to access.
SERVER Woman:
Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA Woman:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.
CD-ROM Woman:
She is always faster and faster.
E-MAIL Woman:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
VIRUS Woman: Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything
ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
د.الجنيد احمد سليمان- نشط مميز
رد: عليكن الله ما تزعلن.......منفوووووووووول
VIRUS Woman: Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything
!!
I ENJOY IT REALLY
nashi- مشرف المنتدى الرياضى
رد: عليكن الله ما تزعلن.......منفوووووووووول
MULTIMEDIA Woman:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.
(If she fell in love)
She makes horrible things look beautiful.
(If she fell in love)
Suhad Abduelgfaar- مشرف حكاوي المهجر
رد: عليكن الله ما تزعلن.......منفوووووووووول
Be careful my dear Adam you can make what type of woman you like by (love(
Suhad Abduelgfaar- مشرف حكاوي المهجر
رد: عليكن الله ما تزعلن.......منفوووووووووول
WHAT ABOUT A BLACK BERRY WOMAN THOSE DAYS ?
NEEDS TO BE TERMINATED BY A GOVERNMENTAL ACT.
NEEDS TO BE TERMINATED BY A GOVERNMENTAL ACT.
أزهرى الحاج البشير- مشرف عام
رد: عليكن الله ما تزعلن.......منفوووووووووول
Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat
.... Network Admin. woman
.... Network Admin. woman
الفاتح محمد التوم- مشرف المنتدى السياسى
رد: عليكن الله ما تزعلن.......منفوووووووووول
Woman experiences animations to comoflage her husband life
...PowerPoint Woman
Dear Azharri;
I think such an Act was already legislated to hinder the
BlackBerry Woman
Thaks all for the fruitfull participactions and nice additions)
...PowerPoint Woman
Dear Azharri;
I think such an Act was already legislated to hinder the
BlackBerry Woman
Thaks all for the fruitfull participactions and nice additions)
د.الجنيد احمد سليمان- نشط مميز
رد: عليكن الله ما تزعلن.......منفوووووووووول
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